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Please Do Not The Cat

A poorly Translated image warning to not pet the cat.
Person 1: oooo A cat

Person who owns cat: PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT
by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021
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Dead dove: do not eat

A fanfic tag that warns you to take the other tags seriously. For example, if one tag says 'non-con', expect non-con. Don't think, 'ah, it's probably just dub-con.' If the tags say 'organ harvesting', expect literal organ harvesting. Don't take it as a joke or exaggeration. You were warned.

Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.

(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')
#medical malpractice #human experimentation #gore #major character death #dead dove: do not eat
by squaresquire June 9, 2023
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its not gay if its a threeway

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.
John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.
by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014
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it's not that deep

The situation at hand does not require such desperate actions or "stop being so dramatic"
Person A: I'm going to die if I don't get tickets to see one direction!
Person B: It's not that deep
by ronnie246 May 24, 2014
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shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.
"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"
by mepheld November 2, 2013
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know it not

someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.
Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!
by sandspit December 31, 2009
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life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.
by XeL March 12, 2007
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