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neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!
by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005
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Negative Nancy

She's such a "Negative Nancy" today.
by CameronGeeGee March 14, 2012
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neatorama

Something that is more than just plain neato. Similar to neato++.
Damn, that one thing with the stuff was damn near neatorama!
by yarr! April 28, 2004
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neat tricks

A word you say when something really good happens.
Was taken from the a-team, which is a really funky show from the 80's. (They often said "Real neat trick." while I made my own version with an 's' and took out the 'Real',although it can be used wtih real if desired.)
Me: Neat tricks! No homework for the weekend!
by Samantha Marquez December 25, 2008
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neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.
It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.
by urbanboi July 7, 2009
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Incog-neat-o

the act of keeping your hiding space neat and orderly
Person 1: "lets go incog-neat-o this weekend!!"

Person 2: "NO, you idiot, you mean incognito!"

Person 1: "OH thats right! Let's go incognito this weekend and incog-neat-o the lair!!!!!!"

Person 2: "WEET!"
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Negative Press

A difficult, extremely kinky sex move most commonly used in DD/lg and BDSM circles. It uses negative pressure (i.e., pulling/sucking) on a substance to produce a pleasurable sensation on its vessel, typically the rectum. The term pressure is shortened to "press" as a play on the words "coffee press" because the practice is most commonly associated with use of the liquid "covfefe", which is similar to coffee. The use of whole, unfiltered coffee grounds in covfefe provides an exfoliation effect as well as blood vessel dilation due to the caffeine. This results in a sort of seizure-like state for the recipient, in which it is difficult to do tasks such as compose a tweet or run a world power. To increase the intensity it may be done constantly, but this is difficult for any but the most experienced practitioners to withstand without suffering permanent brain damage.

An anthropomorphic take on the phenomena is featured in the book Pounded in the Butt by Covfefe, available as an e-book on Amazon, by two-time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
by bloopyblip June 2, 2017
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