The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
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by Cali0731 April 8, 2022
Get the El Paso Musket mug.When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022
Get the Arizona musket loader mug.the musket gang is a group of guys that uses musket to kill brits or swedish people
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
British person "ow mate.. im going to shank this twat"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
by Josva Gangster December 26, 2023
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Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019
Get the The Ramen Musket mug.Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023
Get the The Musketeer mug.When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.
by Truly Defined March 7, 2021
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