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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo
Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket
by atom2865 March 29, 2025
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽ‰
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!
by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment
I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight
by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025
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Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.
Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.
by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025
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