Mikey

An abusive piece of shit who expects you to be loyal to him while he cheats on you. Most likely went to prison.

Wow that guy was such a nightmare. For sure a Mikey

by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019

Mikey

A guy who glows and is pretty damn amazing. All the girls faint when he walks pass, and is SPECTACULAR in bed. He's sweet, athletic, and has a gorgeous smile along with his Blueish yellowish eyes. When you look into them you feel like you can't float into the sea. He looks his best in American Eagle boxers(:

"I wish my boyfriend was a Mikey"

*Mikey walking up*
Girl: "oh my god, I'm fixing to climax"

by Cindy718 May 29, 2011

Mikey

a beautiful boy with blond hair green/blue eyes. not afraid to do silly things in public and will make you laugh. a lovely boy who likes cuddles and is very affectionate <3

perosn 1: 'omg, he's soooo beautful!'
person 2: 'he's a real mikey'

by ilikepenguins November 19, 2010

mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

by TankGuy April 28, 2003

Mikey

Fagguettè

Mikey is Fagguetè

by Pprenren October 17, 2019

Mutey

One who doesn't ends conversations awkwardly by not following up with responses.

Stuey: How are you?
RachAel: good
(kind of long awkward silence)
Stuey: So what are your plans for the weekend?
RachAel: nothing much
(looooong awkward silence)
Stuey: your mutey...
RachAel: *makes up some excuse she's talking to her friends she doesn't have...*

by simkins89 June 25, 2007

murkey liquid

buckley's mixed with crushed ecstasy pills.

brah that turkey's sick-kid....
im gon get fucked off that murkey liquid.

by martyaron June 20, 2006