moist yeet

When a yeet is so flawless it makes you moist. Then you have just been moist yeeted.

Let’s hear a loud Moist yeet for all the college women in the wet teeshirt contest!

by Yeetyeetmcgee September 18, 2019

Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk

Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...

by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019

Moistiest

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.

YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.

by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020

Moisticle

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

by V-sloth September 25, 2020

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021

Moist Frederick

The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)

Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick

by Chewbaca7 May 30, 2022

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022