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Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'
BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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Mona

A female character from Genshin Impact who is an ultra-hot wizard with a hella thicc ass. She wears a shining purple leotard and glimmering tights along with golden high-heels, making her even more attractive. She also possesses long black hair put into two twintails. She is known for being poor and is always looking for food. I wish I could adopt her and she could be my wife forever. Maybe she can even find a spell to swap our bodies for a bit. UWU
"Mona from Genshin Impact is the most attractive character of all time."
by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021
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Mofadoodle

Old Fashioned Derogatory term for a person of Italian or Italian-American decent.
There's a mofadoodle, there's another one.
by Allan Major June 18, 2004
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Manada

A delicious dish that can be served with or without meat. Usually found at Southern California company BBQ's.
Yum Yum I like manada

or

Yo! Pass the manada
by manada June 5, 2017
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Mona

She is totes mona
by tqegw June 11, 2021
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piso mojado

Could mean just about anything you want it to mean. Usuauly a greeting like "what's up?" or an insult like "go fuck yourself" depending on context. In reality is the spanish translation of Wet Floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.
Friend 1: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: Piso Mojado man.

Enemy 1: Dick!
Enemy 2: Hey, Piso Mojado.
by ChevVetteC6 December 19, 2005
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moaded

Misspelling of moded ---Please see that definition.
I just saw 'moaded' on CraigsList. Sheesh, that poster moded himself.
by Leo of BORG December 19, 2005
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