Monado

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a weapon of destruction and rebirth. Commonly referred to as the Monando belonging formerly to the monando boi, shoke. then, some big banana looking guy named zanzibar comes out of shoke and takes it

oh wait, there's a bunch of other mondandoes as well

"Mine is the one true Monado, instrument of destruction and rebirth!"

Monado by Whole Grain September 8, 2016

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Pulling a Monado

Falling off a bridge or island during a match of skywars in minecraft without any sort of force pushing the object off.

Held: Monado now don't you dare pull a Monado
Monado: I wont pull any sort of Monado Today!
Held: Monado i swear you're pulling a monado as we speak.

Pulling a Monado by MonadoSenpai September 26, 2015

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.

"He suffered from monatophobia."

Monatophobia by LEMMiNO September 14, 2017

mondo gazungas

boobs that are massive, beyond all human comprehension

I was with this girl last night, and she had them mondo gazungas

mondo gazungas by HusainDaKilla May 24, 2016

Mondo Butter

They Turned his boyfriend into butter
:')
RIP
*Depressed Ishimaru Noises*

Mondo Butter gave taka depression

Mondo Butter by HamsterBoi_365 February 19, 2020

mondo butter

(SPOILERS) in the danganronpa franchise, there’s a certain type of term. including butter. mondo butter. so let me explain.

mondo oowada, the ultimate biker gang leader was sent to execution for the murder of chihiro fujisaki, the ultimate programmer.

during his execution, it shows oowada being strapped to motorcycle, spinning round and round in a cage. at the end of his execution, you can see a machine that pops out..
you guessed it! mondo butter! the packaging shows mondo’s face holding a tub of butter.

“wow, so mondo got turned into.. butter?“

“nuh uh, not just any butter! mondo butter.”

mondo butter by ev3lynni3 March 14, 2020

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone by wankbadger September 14, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026