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A health drink that sells with a multi-level marketing ploy that operates similarly to a pyramid scheme. The makers of Monavie lie or twist the truth about how healthy their drink really is, and fail to mention that their own CEO had a previous health drink business that was shut down by the FDA for illegal business practices.
seller: Hey, you wanna invest in a revolutionary new drink called MonaVie? It has acai berry in it!
random person: Naw man, Monavie is a scheme.
MonaVie by bravefolk June 1, 2011
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1. A fruit juice blend introduced in 2005. It is a mixture of 19 friuts and berries, the key ingredient being Acai.
2. The fastest company ever to reach a billion dollars in sales, doing it in 42 months
Have you heard of monavie yet?
a tall brown kid preferably into Asian girls with big tiites and a small ass.likes both genders preferably men

world champion ship holder for fastest dick sucker on planet earth and 2nd on planet ashley ( ashley first on that planet)
last night was good good with monadi

full name : monadi singh

favorite sport : egg sucking competitions
monadi by I LIKEE POTATOES June 20, 2018

Monarier 

a person who is a combination out of an monkey (espanol = mono) and an arier (used in nazi regime for german looking people). Monarier means aswell that the person is very tiny and have a small cock.
Hey Monarier whats up my tiny mate :-)
Monarier by yulian btw February 14, 2019

Monaiëchal 

Adjective
Dreadfully diabolical in a very cynical way, full of selfishness and egoism to the point of laughing when your poor pet husky dog flip-flops down the stairs in confusion, or a hotgirl falls uncanny to misfortune. If you laugh at these things, this word describes you..
Are you really that monaiëchal that you would leave your son to walk in the pouring rain, are you fuct? what a monaiëchal sin!
Monaiëchal by Confuction November 14, 2020