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the Hey Mister Game 

The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.
Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
the Hey Mister Game by icameasarat September 17, 2009
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Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER. 

The worlds best song, DUH!

IF YOU DONT KNOW IT GO AWAY!

-UWU MASTER
Person: How's your day?
You: Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

ur sisters a mister 

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.
Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*

your sister a mister lol 

One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.
Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.

Janet: your sister a mister lol

Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*

sister from another mister

" Me and Kyla are close. She's like a sister from another mister."

Hey Mister 

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
Hey Mister by <333333333333 January 2, 2009

Scissor mister 

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.
Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.
Scissor mister by mistydawn December 2, 2010