subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 13, 2022

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Regan BBQ foot message

Started by Pussy Pratt and now Regan makes you burgers and gives u a foot message. The best part is, you don’t pay him; he pays you

I’m going to get a Regan BBQ foot message.

by Holy cross pocket running April 20, 2018

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message unread

Its a message that hasnt been read.

"Its an ok day still. I love you ok? I always will. Its ok"
"Please try to get me. I am sad and i am honouring you with my request. I am sad and i dont know what to do. Can you help me?"
message unread

by Krkič January 5, 2022

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away message

A suicide note. A note that one writes before they kill themselves.

Kurt Cobain quoted Neil Young in his away message

by nobhdy May 2, 2007

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generic message

generic message- one of the names i use to own people in dod

"omfg generic message is a f******** bot"

by generic message December 4, 2004

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breaking the message chain

On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.

You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?

breaking the message chain

by Myspace Addict January 5, 2008

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