Yellow Mercedes

A cocktail containing Lemonade, Monster Energy Drink and Vodka.

I drink my yellow mercedes hastily to become inhebriated.

by Johnothan Pops September 16, 2008

mercedes

car likely owned by egotistical europeans who think that they're better than everybody, especially americans.

and the internal combustion engine was invented by Nicolaus Otto first, not Karl Benz

i would take a muscle car over a mercedes any day

by nonamynous November 16, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

Meredith

Meredith's are liked by most. They are bubbly and usually good at things involving singing, acting, art, etc. They are usually blonde too but can be ginger or brunette. Their problem is the treat their boyfriends very poorly for they are secretly in love with someone else. People are very jealous of Meredith's and Meredith's are commonly jealous of other people whom try to steal what's "theirs" away from them. Meredith's can be complete jerks sometimes but at others they are really nice and good friends. Meredith's mean no harm but are very intimidating and can be bitchy people. People who befriend or date Meredith's should be careful because one day that Meredith will dump em and go after the one they truly love...and that person will have to stop obsessing over their Meredith because that tends to happen when one gets involved with a Meredith. Every poser wants to be Meredith and be Meredith's friend... except the ones who know better...and know what a TRUE Meredith really is...

1. Ronnie: See that girl?
Kevin: Yeah?
Ronnie: That's Meredith she's super awesome...
Kevin: Yeah she seems it
2. Janice: See that girl?
Greg: Yeah?
Janice: That's Meredith she's a great person and I wish we were friends!
Greg: Oh cool
3. Hallie: Hey see that one?
Gina: You mean Meredith?
Hallie: Yeah...she hates me...
Gina: Oh that stinks...

by pseudonym689018382943 July 11, 2010

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

Mercedes

a woman who is tom boyish and yet straight; a woman who enjoys being one of they guys and likes talk cars and hang out and the local car rallies; a woman who enjoys working on cars or in a garage

Mercy Thompson of the Mercedes Thompson book series

by Merck January 20, 2009