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reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.
So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.
by octopod November 22, 2003
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Balloon Mail

Sending a balloon in the air with a note or postcard attached with some sort of way to communicate with the sender. When the balloon falls and you find it, you somehow contact the sender to let them know how far it went.
She sent up some Balloon Mail with a postcard of New York on it, and it was found by two days later by someone from Ohio.
by Mo Layyy August 3, 2007
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Zzz-Mail

The rare phenomenon that occurs when sleepwalkers go online and send e-mail in the wee hours of the night.
Zzz-mail: What happens when sleepwalkers go online
Doctors have reported the first ever case of someone using the internet while asleep, after a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar.

One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only."

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3743289/Zzz-mail-What-happens-when-sleepwalkers-go-online.html
by NickyNick09 December 21, 2008
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Knee-mail

Reffering to a prayer. People of the church often use it to seem funny. Changed form of e-mail
God answers Knee-mail.
by um dunno i forget it September 16, 2007
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We-mail

A single email address shared by two or more people, usually those in a relationship, marriage or family.
"What is Jen's email address?"
"She doesn't have an email address. She has a we-mail address that she shares with her husband."
by edpruetz August 11, 2008
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e-mail monkey

A disease workers obtain (usually ones confined in cubicles) when they are over-eager to recieve an important e-mail. This is common among computer engineers, programmers, and bosses who do nothing.

NOTE: the e-mail monkey is a disease, but is very literal because a monkey will climb on top of your back

(WARNING) It will press the e-mail key with its foot

The only way to cure e-mail monkey is to deactivate your interneuter yourself and go cold turkey (which literally climbs on your back)
(from Dilbert : WHEN DID IGNORANCE BECOME A POINT OF VIEW? by Scott Adams)

Asok: I have an e-mail monkey on my back, but I can quit whenever I want

Asok: I don't need to check it every minute. I can resist!

Asok: But Look! the stupid monkey hit my keyboard with his foot
by Uber Pwnager January 19, 2009
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E-mail

a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
by that guy August 4, 2003
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