Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
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"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
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...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
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"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
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