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Lotionless

Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
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Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.
Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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lotson

You are being bullshitted to in an extreme level at biblical proportions - you have been lotson'd...
by lotsonYCSWYD May 7, 2018
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Lation

Eyyy you got lationed the other day stilll
by Fhqwreifu April 30, 2019
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Lotkon

by Yussof August 12, 2021
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Lotioko

Steve:I love lotioko
Tricky:DIe
by Lotioko October 8, 2021
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Lorionne

A beautiful person that won’t stop until they succeed.

If this person looses someone she has a good way in Getting them back .

This person is a very amazing and special person to have so make sure not to lose them .
Lorionne is so amazing.
by Said by the best . November 21, 2021
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