llama poop

the poop og a llama and/or sharding in olivias pants and it looking ike a cupcake.

also known as a sex toy

emily: i looooooove llama poop and olivia is a faggot and she should die because shes homoniggerfaggot
lauren:oh.

by EMILY HAS HUGE TITIES not April 13, 2008

llama mouth

When a person is stuck in a yucky situation in which their mouth is dried and sticky.

I can't believe that poor girl had to go through that thirty minute make-out session with that boy, i heard he had mad llama mouth!

by TeheheheHAHAxx March 14, 2010

Llama Toe

The same thing as a camel toe, only it spits.

After hours and hours of hot sticky sex, I blew a monster load in my girlfriend. Her llama toe made it look like she peed her pants

by David M Ross November 9, 2010

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 6, 2014

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

by putaslovemeniggashateme September 6, 2015

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface August 4, 2016