in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..

My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..

by Highducky May 6, 2022

naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap

Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…

by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022

lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 4, 2014

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010