Landon S

The boy I am in love with.

"Dang...his smile. :) That's my Landon S."

by Still Waiting For You October 16, 2012

landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

landon guy

Student at the Landon School in Bethesda, Maryland. Landon guys are smart kids who go on to become successful men.

sad kids who talk trash via urbandictionary.com: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)

landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*

by maury povich January 8, 2005

Londyn

Londyn is a tall girl with long curly blond hair. She has the prettiest Dark brown eyes, and good lips.She is very beautiful and smart. She has many pets, and many names for them. She has a very kind heart and loves making people happy. She has a very strong sense of humor and makes her friends laugh all the time.
Londyn will only get triggered if the wrong person messes with her. She will always stand up for her friends. She has many guy friends.

Londyn is hot (guy)
Yeah I'm asking her out (other guy)

No I am!! (Guy)

NO ME! (Other guy)

by Mia1233 May 18, 2019

Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

Dirty Londyn

the most beautiful person who likes to lie about not being a virgin and play truth or dare! There prettier than all their friends. EVRY ONE OF THERE FRIENDS ARE EITHER CRACK HEADS OR NOT AS PRETTY AS HER. She also has the power to hang up and block people and make them feel bad.

A dirty londyn is a beautiful person with a lot of power for example:
Friend: hey let’s play truth or dare
Londyn: Sure but im too rich and beautiful for you
Friend: You have a big ass and boobs why did you brake up with Jeremy he has a huge dick.
Londyn: *Hangs up*
Friend: *Cries*

by NeighborSprayPaintsTheirGrass April 26, 2020