R. Kelly

1. The name of a r&b singer who releases songs that contradict each other. After releasing his famous song "Bump & Grind", which advocates sex, he released the song "I believe I can Fly", which was intended to uplift youth. This scumbag sings gospel, and then will come back with a song like "Feelin' on your booty" or "Fuckin' you Tonight". In addition to song singing skills, he is also notorious for having sex with young girls under 18. It started with Alliyah and then led to over 22 counts of Child Porn in two states. He has been known to tape his sexcapades with illegal chicks and forcing them to ride his johnson. What a prick!

2. The act of having sex with a minor.

Gaurav pulled an R. Kelly on that bitch!

by kilo May 8, 2003

R.Kelly

a man who simply likes younger girlz. which iz perverted but has great music.

t.l.c.

by cory October 30, 2003

Kelly

noun: a girl that is beautiful and athletic, she appears to be a good-goody, although is good at hiding her true-nature. she is just good at avoiding pics that show her partying like a rockstar as well as pole-dancing and making out with hot spanish guys.

girl 1: did you see kelly last night?
girl 2: yeah i did!!
girl 1: she was crazy!
girl 2: i know! but when i facebook stalked her pics, all of them were soooo innocent! i never thought she would be such an animal!

by Emmstar December 13, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

weed.

“Machine Gun Kelly is weed.”

by the woman who gave birth to yo October 13, 2021

Kellymate

A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.

When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.

Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.

Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.

Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?

Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.

Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.

by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010

R-Kelly

Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.

''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''

by ballngm September 23, 2005

kelly

the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet

Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!

by wait what?! February 11, 2008