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Kali

"Hey I like Jaxon..."
" oh, so you're a kali!"

Kali likes Jaxon
by kaiitokiisser.hatepage April 11, 2022
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Kali

A girl known for being annoying but she is also cute. She usually gets in a love hate relationship with some boy. Her booty is full size and she likes to show it off to the boys. She is an only child. She can get nasty at times. She is cute and small and has a unique laugh. She wont turn down any dare you give her. No one knows she wants to date but she does, no one knows she is in the game yet. She has a crush on a cute boy and has him as her wallpaper. She has his number but she does not text him. He has a g. Kali's have brown hair and brown eyes, really good at TikToks, stick to what they believe, and have a trampoline. Kali's have houses that are small. She has no boobs but her butt jiggles as she walks. It's big and she may not know it but all the boys watch it as she walks by, even if she is in a skirt. Very loud!
Girl: Where is Kali?
*Hears very loud laughing*
Girl: OH THERE SHE IS
by Kate The Mate November 21, 2018
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kali

kali is the most amazing female soccer player that you can ever imagine. kali is the most caring sister ever. kali is a sweet loving lovable person ever.
wow did you see kali today

ya kali made ma smille today
i know right she is so caring for anyone
by ms clause December 9, 2018
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Kaidan

A beautiful girl, the most perfect human being on the planet. There is no one who could ever possiblt surpass her beauty, kindness, and intellect. A rough past but a bright future, so long as she stays happy. If you ever decide to date Kaidan, you will be pushed to your limits in order to please her desires. However, it is all worth it in the end, because as long as you treat her like a queen, she will love you like you're a king.
Beta male one: "Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous!"
Beta male two: "Yeah, that's Kaidan, or Kaida for short. She's probably the most perfect human being on the planet, so take a good look."
Beta male three: *faints*
Beta male one: I think I'm gonna nut
by Chpff and TwoPro June 17, 2019
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Kaido

Kaido is a very caring person who loves anime. He wants to play volleyball and despises homework. He can be a little bit weird and is into hentai, but once you get to know him you'll find he's funny, a great friend, and just an amazing person overall. If you know a Kaido, make sure to keep him as a friend.
Kaido is a great human bean :)
by foxy15 January 10, 2021
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kali funk

not just a style of music, but a way of living. Don't have to be from the west coast, but you do have to make a connection between the stuff you play and where you're from. Very nationalist gruuves. Not easy to do, you got to have soul
Let's go live some kali funk till the sun goes down, and then we'll be ready to party. Only in california.
by FOFE July 12, 2010
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Kaidn

An epic boss who will always steal your girl. When they walk into a room everyone will know them because they are a G
Fam u mite b lik king Kaidn
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