Keaton

The whitest, blondest, uglyest guy. And has wavy blode hair and poopy green eyes. HE IS A FUCKED UP WANNA BE ASSHOLE BITCH ASS guy. Nobody fucking likes him and he is a messed up dude

Bitch, don't be Keaton.

by hfabgvfybcgansdxhm November 29, 2017

Keaton

Once steps into room, you'll never love any boy again. He will make sure you love him, just to break your heart. You know you'll always love him, but you have to move on.

'Keaton, if you leave, I will never have true love.'
or
'Keaton is the nicest person in this room.

by THE REAL PERSON!!!! December 10, 2018

Kyle Kasten

A fat gay white guy with dirty blonde hair and loves to have raccoons in his ass and he thinks doom is better than halo and jojo bizzare adventures is better than dbz and stands can beat goku who can do 3 trillion situps in 10 seconds

a kyle is such a real kyle kasten such

by ifsifhsfg October 24, 2019

Kaston

A total sped only good at sports but no one loves him worse than kyle

Kyle is better than kaston

by Blackhydra December 6, 2019

Keaton

A unit of measurement that has been appropriated in quantifying the size, impact, level of exhilaration and force by which any marijuana smoking apparatus (bong, blunt, spliff, joint, baby leg, water pipe, sherlock pipe, corncob pipe, knife hit, yes, even knife hit...&c...) may be considered. Another note about this measurement or measurement system is that it differs from most measurement systems in that it is not fixed. What does this mean? It means that one day your bong could be 1 keaton, while the next day your same bong might be 14.7 keatons. It fails enormously when trying to be exact, but instead takes into account the immediate emotional response of the people nearest to the apparatus. (In certain cultures, the Keaton has been transposed from the domain of stoners to the domain of any natural object that is organic and carbon based (tree, lizard, shrub...&c....)

Bob Hope: What a tremendous feat bob saget! Your bong is at the bare minimum at least 2.7 keatons!

by logar the barbarian September 23, 2009

kease

To make, do or obtain something.

Ex
1.) I'm boutta Kease these noodles.
2.) I'm tryna Kease that Lambo.
3.) boutta Kease my homework real quick.

by HxAxT July 5, 2016

Keashley

A person who don't go for the anything , She say and do as she wants , Sweetheart would do and give anyone anything but do her wrong . She will do it ten times worst , sex game amazing ,

Keashley is the coolest girl around.He eyebrows are always on fleek

by Bretdb January 9, 2017