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Jupit

Jupit her? I barely know her!
by agentsprocket October 3, 2025
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Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.
No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.
by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025
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Jupiter

A gay man (dad) who often has multiple twinks (sons) around him. This comes from the fact that Jupiter has more moons than any other planet.
No surprise Jupiter has two nee twinks in his orbit tonight.
by CATVAA November 26, 2025
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Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
by anonymous December 25, 2020
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Fredrick Jupiter

Whaeeey! It's Fredrick Jupiter singing I want to break chairs!
by yourfatherfigure3212 January 5, 2024
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Anti-Jupiterite

When someone creates a hypothetical claim of others being biased against them.
Anne: I want to take over your house Tom because I am Italian and Romans occupied the city of bath in the 5th century.
Tom: But this is my house you must be joking.
Anne: No, my God Jupiter proclaimed the city of Bath on it. I will take over your house now.
Tom: No.
Anne: You are anti-Jupiterite. Shoots Tom for being Anti-Jupiterite.
Tom: Dead and confused how he got blamed for being Anti-Jupiterite for saying he has the claim to his house.
by Blip0002 February 12, 2024
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
by sleeptoken May 17, 2025
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