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-The peaceful art of folding clothes with people still in them
-involuntary yoga
Guy 01: “What did you do yesterday?”
Guy 02: “I did jujitsu on Simon”
Guy 01: “oh cool! Isn’t that where you fold clothes while the person is in them?”
Guy 02: “yeah, it was really fun. I wish Simon were still alive to tell you about all the fun we had!”
Guy 01: “what?”
Guy 02: “what?”
Jujitsu by Bigtwertleboy420 September 6, 2019

JupiterMGO

JupiterMGO usually refers to young adult males that pose as female gamers in any online type of game. This is only usually done to get people to look at certain things like youtube pages and things of that sort.

After being revealed as a male, this male usually only plays the game with people who are very good at it, and will most likely never play with his long time friends ever again.
"Dude I just found out about this girl on Metal Gear Online. Her name is Erika and she's so hot, check out her youtube page it's.
(Two weeks later) Dude I just found out 'Erika' is a guy! What a JupiterMGO!...Oh well at least the pictures from his youtube page is of a hot girl."
JupiterMGO by oldspice22 June 15, 2009
The most amazing girl in the world. She is smart, kind, loving, and the most creative person you will ever meet. There are so many guys who have a crush on her and would kill to be with her even though she doesn't realize how beautiful she is. She just has that natural, glowing, radiance that anyone would kill to have.
"Did you see that beautiful girl in the hallway?"
"Yeah dude, that's Judith"
Judith by anonymous.slothe November 26, 2019
Judit is the most beautiful person you will meet. She has big beautiful eyes.and a smile that shines so bright.she is the most exhilarating person in the world.she can also be described as having too much fun.
I was such a judit last night.
judit by Iron women November 20, 2017
She’s a gorgeous girl. Plus, she loves to have new friends Don’t ever disrespect her! She’s kind, outgoing, cute, and perfect! She will love you, but she can be mad at you too If you know someone who’s named Juwita, RESPECT her.
“Is that Juwita?”
“Yes she is! Isn’t she gorgeous?”
“Yes! I would love to be friends with her!”
Juwita by meanings.id November 26, 2018
She's the cutest girl you'll ever see. She is adorable, friendly and super sexy. Be careful, you will fall under her spell once you get to talk to her. Every message you receive from her makes you get goosebumps. She has an astonishing figure and the most perfect butt you'll ever see. She is reliable, soft and she won't leave you in a tough minute. Her sweet voice can make your heart melt in seconds and her big eyes will just finish your hopes of not falling in love with her. Feel lucky if you ever get to know one, because she will make your life brighter!
Judit? Oh gosh yes! That girl I've met yesterday... She is hot!
judit by NickyGT July 26, 2017