Definitions by Bring-Rown-Beer

Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.

No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.

Jupiter axis rotation by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025

No Gluten On Mars 

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

No Gluten On Mars by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022

The Cron 

The slang name for the Omicron variant of Covid-19, used by all the Gen Zers and their peers.

Use of the slang name ‘The Cron’ is so infectious that after only five days millions of people were using it giving it an R rate of 7.

First coined 16.12.2021

“Did you hear about how flippin’ millions of people have The Cron?”
“Yeah, it cancelled another holiday for Jenn, Bubz and Margery”

The Cron by Bring-Rown-Beer December 16, 2021

BRB

BRB is an acronym most famously know to mean “Bring ‘Rown Beer”

Bubzy: Will the establishment that we are about to frequent furnish us with alcoholic beverages, or is it a “bring ‘rown beer” arrangement?

G: Yeah, it’s totes a BRB kinda place…

BRB by Bring-Rown-Beer July 13, 2021