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jono lazar

really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.
calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar
by The GDaddy September 5, 2004
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Jonkers

An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.
She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.
by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015
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Jobkoto

One of the biggest losers in the 90's anime, Sailor Moon. Her birth name is Makoto Kino. She is notoriousin the fandom for her sociopathic tendencies and constant jobbing.

One of her biggest follies was training martial arts for the entire series (she stated in episode 30 she trains kung-fu in her pastime), having an entire episode dedicated to her training in the mountains, just for her to get completely destroyed in episode 193 by Yaten, a scrawny boy who the creator described as fragile and lifted nothing heavier than chopsticks. It wasn't just a typical beatdown either, but an outright decimation. Yaten effortlessly caught her punch while bending his arm awkwardly, and then proceeded to humiliate her by throwing her to the floor like garbage. What a loser!
Person 1: Remember that episode Jobkoto got jobbed?
Person 2: Which one? You just described every episode.
Person 1: Haha, oops.
by SailorStarHealer March 4, 2021
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Jono

Pronounctiation: 'John-O'
1. Skinny Young Man, from the German; {Ianho}
2. An insulting name.
3. Slang for a toilet-o
4. Lacrosse - a near-miss or accident.
def. 1. Man, that 19-year old sure is jono.
def. 2. Fuck you, you're acting like a jono.
def. 3. Hold on a sec man, i have to go to the jono.
def. 4. Man, that guy really pulled a jono. Good thing he didn't hit that guy in the head. You're not supposed to use a baseball, idiot!
by fu-up August 5, 2008
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jondom

a hat for your penis used mainly on one night stands so that you can shag the fuck out of some random bird without becoming a daddy,.
hey ive got a "j card" , whats that 4, getting jondoms you dirty fuckguff.
by kieren dunn August 12, 2005
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Jonk

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you
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jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something
imor: I think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.
by imor May 5, 2019
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