Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)

I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.

by Nathan216 October 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Jolly Lot

A day where your mind is just totally out of it.

I was really focused until I took a nap... from then on I had a jolly lot.

by Sweet 'N Low March 31, 2009

Jolly-Whomp

Done with force

The dog was attacking me so I jolly-whomped it right on the head!

by Jolly jolly-whomper January 19, 2009

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.

Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010

Jolly Choker

A woman who looks like she enjoys giving head.

That woman looks like a Jolly Choker!

by Samuelshotmom October 14, 2012