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Jaden Hossler

The hottest person to ever walk Earth. Who is married to me
Oh my gosh Jaden Hossler is my new husband
Jaden Hossler by annabardeen May 25, 2020

Jade Dragon 

A sexual position in which, when having sex with a partner doggystyle, you jackhammer the receiver so hard her head breaks a window, lamp, or other breakable object.
"I was having sex with my boyfriend and he gave me a Jade Dragon. He's coming over to fix my window tomorrow."
Jade Dragon by d Kohls August 16, 2008

Hailie Jade 

Eminem's little angel, his greatest gift in life who is 8 today! Happy Birthday, girl.
Eminem's songs feat Hailie Jade:"Just the two of us", "Hailie's song","My Dad's Gone Crazy".
Songs dedicated to Hailie Jade: "Hailie's song"
Hailie Jade by Isabelle Esling December 25, 2003

Jade Puget 

Jade Puget is the guitarist for the band A.F.I . He and Davey write most of the songs . Jade Puget was the backup vocals in very Proud Of Ya but has only been the guitarist since Black Sails In the Sunset . He also played with A.F.I in their "first" album Dork,with his band, loose change .
Oh and you must know that A.F.I. Is the best ever .
Jade Puget is just a grand Guitarist for super dee sure .
Jade Puget by Lorax aka Dark Child February 5, 2004
A truly beautiful person ..someone who stops and makes you think about every decision you've ever made. Jade will give you a reason to think ur whole existence and make you stop and realise that your life has only just begun now she is a part of it.. Kind and caring jade will do anything to please others and try to put a smile on your face no matter how down you feel.. She's beautiful inside and out and has an understated beauty that few should be so lucky to know ..keep her in your life and never let her go because shes a reason to wake up in a morning..a reason to do better and a reason to truly feel what it's like to have your heart stolen.. Oh and she likes to inflict pain..one sick little trait haha
See Jade she is the most beautiful person ever

Stop burning my hand jade

Would you like extra kidney beans in your chilli Jade
Jade by Johnrhino October 3, 2016
Jade is kind of a crazy person. She is super innocent but you wouldn't expect it. A great gymnist, she can often be found doing backflips when she's had a few drinks. She's easy to get along with and I absolutely love her. She is my soulmate and Jades and Joes are meant to be 2gethr. Their the best, nicest, prettiest people you will ever meet. Anyone's life will be brighter with a Jade all up in there.
-Carson: "omg Joe! Did you see that girl doing backflips??"

-Joe: "yeah man. She's a total Jade."
Jade by Jpw February 17, 2014