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What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high

A traditional saying said when an individual has smoked a marijuana cigarette right down to the roach. It is beilieved that once said it will give off a stronger, longer lasting marijuana high
Stoner A: hey lads im after finishing the joint
Stoner B,C,D,E: If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high
by The joint smoker November 1, 2019
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Like someone like minecraft SAY THIS WORD OR SOMETHING
Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.
by JasonHW November 1, 2021
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If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008
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If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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If it’s on the clock

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.
by Accidental rape February 13, 2018
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if you want

Basically the answer to everything. This simple phrase means you never have to say your opinion about anything ever again.
Girl: "Does this skirt look good on me?"
Shortie P: "If you want"
by Shortie P September 28, 2006
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