Hoofin'

Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive.

"Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah we better man the harpoons real quick"

"I got drunk last night and had sex with this girl that was hoofin' real bad"

by Jenko Iz Legend October 19, 2008

hoof

a little girl thats gonna be damn fine when she grows up

"thats a hoof for sure"

by AG AJ JJ April 27, 2004

hoofthepad

to walk a distance.

theres na taxis, we'll have tae hoofthepad.

by berwicka May 30, 2003

hoofglue

Glue made out of horses. And shit.

I just smoked some hoofglue and I'm really fucked up.

by Bob Phillo July 24, 2006

hoofenbowler

1. one who slanders; 2. one who speaks harshly of the kangaroo culture; 3. a proffessional knocker-downer-of-pins from the horse or cow species; (E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I put a hoofenbowler in the microwave. It didn't catch on fire! No metal in there...

by thestewartcampaign November 10, 2008

hooflaa

hooflaa is a word used to:

1. Replace taboo language
2. Use as a replacement for words of which you can't remember

1. "Oh hooflaa, I've forgot my english homework."
2. "Nanna, Why have you put your hooflaa in the bin?" (here hooflaa used in place of shoe)

by Gemmaaaaaaaaaaa May 31, 2007

HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

by VINCENT JOHNSON November 9, 2007