dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.

Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."

by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

handmaiden

A woman who is perceived by a radical feminist as supporting "the patriarchy" by her actions or opinions, regardless of the woman's actual position.

Often used as a 'get out of jail free card', labeling a woman as a handmaiden allows her position to be dismissed without further critical analysis or counteracting any arguments.

I consistently dislike what she writes as it is inevitably pro-patriarchal handmaideny nincompoopery.

I'm going to suggest she's been drinking the Handmaiden Communion Wine.

All it is to be a handmaiden is to carry out the whims of the patriarchy.

by ludlow November 3, 2012

Handmaiden

A subordinate chick who takes all her cues from the hottest girl in her clique. Sometimes a closet lesbian who often says when referencing her queen, "That's my friend!" See also: slave.

Paris Hilton's racist chavtastic ass has alot of handmaidens.

by Turn around. Look this way. That's it, doll... June 25, 2005

handball

(Gay) Another term for fisting

He's into some heavy duty shit, like scat and handball.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009

handmade

An object commonly made by machine but is made with/by hand and is most times expensive

Omg!!!!!I love this handmade slides

by kvngbarbie July 19, 2017