video games

A way to escape, like (see weed). The problems of life slip away, but once reality is back, they hit you in the face like a brick.

mother: why are you on those games all of the time?
son: everything else sucks.

by leah May 13, 2005

Gamesturbating

The act of acquiring the unlimited ammo cheat and holding the fire button whilst holding the controller against your genitals

Gamer1: "Dude stop shooting, you're giving us away"
Gamer2: "Give me a minute, i'm gamesturbating"
Gamer1: "Freak"

by Lewroll October 23, 2008

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

skibidi toilet games

a lousy cash grab made by ussless capitalizing retards trying to make a quick buck

these skibidi toilet games suck.

by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023

Fuck fuck games

A military term used to describe an engagement or series of activities that make everyone's life worse. Fuck fuck games are often tedious, time-consuming, sisyphean, unpleasant, physically demanding, or any combination of the above. This may include full inventory layout of your barracks, running up a hill in an unreasonably short amount of time, or "corrective training" executed in a spiteful manner.

As a superior (me) speaking to a subordinate (you), Fuck fuck games fuck you over by being unpleasant, and fuck me over by wasting my time for the express purpose of spite or punishment.

What's that, private? You slept through your fire guard shift? Sounds like you want to play fuck fuck games! I will make sure your squad is in charge of area beautification tonight.

by Urshanabi September 21, 2023

gamma fodder

A derogatory term applied to a low ranking individual working in the nuclear industry, often implying that the individual is expendable. Similar to “REM fodder” and “bio-shielding”.

"He's not important, he's just gamma fodder."

by Gamma Fodder September 4, 2003

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan October 7, 2016