Gaff

To steal something

I gaffed your lighter.

by Mary Jane1313 March 30, 2010

Goffe

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

Gaff

A combination of a goof and a laugh.

Ethan: We do it for the goof, the laughs, and the gaff's.
Hila: Mhm.

by AuntHilda July 2, 2017

gaffle

To steal, from an unexpecting person, in public or private with the cruel intentions of it being a joke or prank usually school related.

- I remember putting my CD in my book bag after gym.
- Yeah, you did. Hah, you just got gaffled sucker.

- Yo I'm about to gaffle this fool.

by Apollo June 18, 2006

Gaffett

Another name for the common word "faggot". Gaffet is often used while talking on myspace to one of your amigos. Gaffett is written with a G and not an F often becuase the two letters are seemingly right next to each other.Sometimes used to talk pointless shit on myspace.

"Colty your such a fcking gaffett."

"hey ill kick your ass you gaffett"

"dude...i think i might be a gaffett..."

by yupp TC December 14, 2008

gaffewww

A statement that begins with a funny joke, but ends in a massive gross-out.

During the first part of that joke people were all "ahhhHAHAHA", but then when he mentioned drinking the urine, it al turned into a gaffewww.

by LAForever April 21, 2013

kilo gaffer

a huge line of cocaine

"I always rip a kilo gaffer before I bang a hooker"

by shonuf January 28, 2008