Gobble

An action of a douchbag who gobbles dicks

Chad gobbles

by No jews October 6, 2018

gobbly

The bubble in your throat that causes you voice to change.

A: Listen, I’ve got a gobbly right now.
B: Don’t swallow, you’ll ruin it

by raichubutt September 6, 2023

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.

My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Gobble blob

A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.

"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"

by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008

gobbles

Gobbles is a goldfish who was much loved. He sadly forgot how to swim and so he was flushed down a toilet. Ever since Gobbles was flushed two girls have been looking for him ever since.

Gobbles was nowhere to be seen.

by Lesie Sack February 26, 2021

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024