fungus cock

When there's lots of cock-cheese around the head of a penis. The smegma resembles white fungus.

"I haven't had a shower for a week. I opened my underwear to discover a wretched stink and I had severe fungus cock."
"Jane divorced her ugly husband because she was sick of eating his fungus cock!"

by jaylbayt October 21, 2009

Facial Fungus

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010

t-funkshun

The art of putting on a party with a friendly crowd, super dooper residents and an amazing music policy.

Going down to T-Funk and getting your swerve on.

by billy bonkers May 13, 2005

fuckushly

Combination of 'fucked' and 'absolutely'.

i. That was fuckushly stupid.
ii. Fuckushly brilliant!

by Kayoz July 27, 2005

fungusy

That thing you would call an "Edwin" if need be.

"Man, Edwin is just so darn fungusy!"

by sodacandy December 18, 2004

Fungus

Is a phrase used to say i have shit on my head phones During taking a shit/Flushing the shit down the toilet

I Shit on my headphones

I Fungused my head phones

by Lhix Ahnos December 9, 2012

Fukushima

When a guy cums on a girl's face and the cum makes her eye make up,lipstick etc...run so the girl then looks like a geisha, while saying "konichiwa!"

"I totally fukushima'd that chick that last night"

"He just screamed "KONICHIWAAA" as he came all over my face, I didn't get it...

I'm pretty sure you just got fukushima'd"

by russkee July 17, 2010