fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.

"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"

by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010

Fuckstick

No definition required. We all know at least one.

A Fuckstick is someone who talks loudly, patronisingly, rudely, selfishly, childishly, arrogantly

by The Worm Ann June 7, 2013

fuckdick

A person who is more than just your average dick.

Gosh you're being suck a fuckdick

by UUrbanLegendd May 6, 2016

fuckstick

What Max Hardcore often calls his penis.

Max: Girls have a pussy, and boys have a fuckstick.

Girl: Wow you know a lot mister!

by pornobot69 November 30, 2004

fucksicle

to partake in anal, vaginal, or oral sex with a popsicle.

Dude, follow me to the freezer and watch me fucksicle while i choke myself with a garden hose and cream over this picture of George Lopez.

by 5 Spike July 7, 2011

Fucktuckary

Getting fucked with by a fucker while your fucking with the fucker.

I'm reporting you for fucktuckary

by phatbootySLAYA February 9, 2014

fuckstick

A utensil used for false intercourse
see dildo

Hot ass Amy had to use her fuckstick to lube her pussy due to the oldman being out of town.

by Bare February 11, 2005