fartsworth

a small amount of something, something of a meagre quantity.

Honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.

by lee wylding April 1, 2008

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farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008

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fattshawnn • Fattso • fartsniffer • fartshit • fartstipated • fartsucker • factslapped • Fartsicle • fartsniffing • fartspeak

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.

Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.

jk pls :~

by LarstaiT December 28, 2003

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horse farts

Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.

My wife has horse farts.

by KNOB February 5, 2004

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Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

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holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

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