When another person leaves the computer with their facebook page still logged on, you make a status for them to embarrass them.
by Jenjosie October 15, 2011
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* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.
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* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.
Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.
* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.
or
* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.
Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.
Ex. A: OMG ! I wish John would stop Faceblogging ! Nobody wants to waste their time reading the lyrics to every song he's listening to.
Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !
Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.
Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !
Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.
by Kill_All_The_Facetardz February 6, 2013
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A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.
A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
by KumquatKing October 4, 2013
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Freds status: Life is a gamble, and im holdin the poker chips.
Rob comments: Fuck ya poker chips
Fred comments: Who the fuck are you dick
Dave comments: lol Facebeef?
Rob comments: Fuck ya poker chips
Fred comments: Who the fuck are you dick
Dave comments: lol Facebeef?
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