1 definition by Kill_All_The_Facetardz
When someone uses Facebook as their personal blog. It can go either of two directions.
* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.
or
* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.
Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.
* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.
or
* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.
Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.
Ex. A: OMG ! I wish John would stop Faceblogging ! Nobody wants to waste their time reading the lyrics to every song he's listening to.
Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !
Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.
Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !
Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.
by Kill_All_The_Facetardz February 7, 2013