Funky-Noop

The act of masturbating until completion in a public bathroom, or the bathroom of a friend.

Man, I've been dry for weeks, I'm gonna go funky-noop in your bathroom.

by Daddy Snail July 13, 2017

Funky bunch

A phrase used to describe a group of arseholes

Oh shit, the funky bunch is working today, looks like I'm in for a shit shift

by Daskinna July 2, 2019

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Funky Town

A Place, Attitude, Vibe that promotes good will hunting

The Morning Reveler will Craveineverything Funky Town holds true!

by Bennie BoyTV September 10, 2019

Funky Monkey

Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!

I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.

by billclay October 6, 2009

funky butt

The fetid, unwashed buttcrack of someone, usually an overweight black female. First used in a Hustler Magazine cartoon, circa 1979.

Lawdy Latisha, didn't you wash yo funky butt befo' leavin' da house?

by NotSteve September 10, 2006

Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011