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Father Ted

Timeless comedy series made with UK money and filmed largely on location in north County Clare in the west of Ireland. Exterior shots of the main characters' house were near Mullaughmore in the Burren; other locations included the northwestern Burren coast towards Black Head and the villages of Ennistymon, Doolin and Corofin.

The setting is a remote, very four-square parish house in a field on the remote and fictitious Craggy Island, off the west coast. Main characters were Father Ted Crilly (Dermot Morgan), a relatively normal character with a certain proprietorial interest in parish funds: Father Dougal Maguire (Ardal O'Hanlon), the youngest priest, a complete imbecile: Father Jack Hackett (Frank Kelly), an old senile priest whose entire head once went septic and with a passion for alcohol, whose catch-phrases were DRINK!!!, GIRLS!!!, FECK!!! and ARSE!!! (occasionally enlivened with something more coherent): and their long suffering, self-effacing housemaid Mrs. Doyle (Pauline McLynn), with her catch-phrase when offering tea or biscuits, "ahh willya go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!", and her pastime of falling out of the front window.

Various guest stars included Tommy Tiernan, Graham Norton and Brendan Grace. The most classic episode was probably "The Plague" (of rabbits), ending in that kind of comic epiphany that a comedian, with boundless talent and more than a sprinkling of luck, might just about manage once in a lifetime.

Ran to three seasons, cut short by the tragic loss of Morgan from a heart attack. He left us too early. We shall not see his like again.
Lines from Father Ted:

"Go back to sleep, Your Grace. It's just a bad dream you're having." (From "The Plague"; I'll say no more.)

(After they have picked up the wrong very very very hairy priest from the old priest's home, commenting on the hair). Ted: "I never thought I'd see a Stage 12 before."

Ted: "You see, Tom, I think you were mistaken. When I said "take care of" the rabbits, I was thinking in a Julie Andrews kind of way. I now realise you thought I meant it in sort of an Al Pacino way. I think we'll just ... RUN, DOUGAL, RUN!!!"

Mrs. Doyle (looking beady-eyed at a shopping centre staff member over the top of a state-of-the-art gizmo that he has just told her can "take all the misery out of making tea"): "Maybe I LIKE the misery!"
by Fearman November 28, 2007
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father strength

The physical toughness a man possesses once he becomes a father.
I would never fight Randy Couture... that guy has so much father strength.
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glucose father

Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.
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Who art thou father?

When Who's your daddy? gets tired, change it up with a little "Who art thou father?" Can also be embellished with a chaser, as in "Who art thou father... biotch?!?"
Vader: "Luke"
Luke: "Yes?"
Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "No, that's not true... that's impossible..."
Vader: "Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "NOOOO!"
Vader: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "I'll never join you!"
Vader: "Didn't you show up here with two hands? Who art thou father?"
Luke: "Well played."
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father of the year

Poor attempt at being a stand up Dad
That idiot left his kid in the car again. He is definitely going for father of the year.
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Fatherless Child Core

A type of an aesthetic, mainly refered to people with taste.
„Ur gay? Fatherless child lmao”
„Bro what is that? Ur alt? It looks more like fatherless child core to me”
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Song by the french duo Daft Punk that became a worldwide anthem for amateur video performers and mashupaholics. Just google for videos using that 4 magic words and voilà! Watch'em working.
- You know, man. (fast speaking) They're workin', makin', doin' harder, better, faster, stronger more than ever.

- Over?
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