Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020

Emphysemen

When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.

*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"

by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020

Empay

A person who regularly makes excuses for poor performance.

Person 1: you really should have won that race, you were first with four laps remaining .

Person 2: each lobby has different settings so it is hard to get used to and they have different rates of wear.

Person 1: stop making excuses, you are such an Empay.

by Pineappleclassics13 May 26, 2020

empty your glock

To work furiously at a given task leaving yourself "empty" and tired. Emptying your Glock, in sports terms, is to "leave it all out on the field" giving one hundred percent and thus, an empty Glock.

"Empty your glock! Show me you work for something."

by Ev Willy November 18, 2020

emptyl

When your cart is empty

they won't let this part be emptyl

by i_cant_find_a_name February 6, 2021

Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

by Harry B. Alls February 9, 2021