Empay

A person who regularly makes excuses for poor performance.

Person 1: you really should have won that race, you were first with four laps remaining .

Person 2: each lobby has different settings so it is hard to get used to and they have different rates of wear.

Person 1: stop making excuses, you are such an Empay.

by Pineappleclassics13 May 26, 2020

empty nest syndrome

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.

The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Empachoation

When a person eats too much and gets too bloated to the point of almost barfing but not quite there yet. It's super close though.

Prof Shamon: oh I better stop eating too much McSpicy, I think i got empachoation.

by Oxxy_Montalvy November 15, 2016

This bitch empty, yeet

Classic vine, when something is empty and you yeet it far away so it’s not your problem anymore

Person 1: “what do I do with this can?”
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*

by saywaa December 23, 2018

emptygesh

A man who gives everything to a woman but in the end she will never love him back. This normally involves the man giving her gifts of money and talking to her to in order to make her feel better while at the same time they are disregarding their own well being. They most likely will end up alone and living with their mothers for their entire life.

My sister is entertaining an emptygesh. The man gave her everything, only to find out in the end he was nothing but an emptygesh. The emptygesh came along to perhaps find a new girl to garner his attention.

by IAmTheOneAndTheOnly June 16, 2016

Empty netter

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.

I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night

by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

Empty Validation

The daily need to check posts and responses to posts and responses on social media in order to feel good about oneself.

Some people love social media to stayed connected, but you can tell when someone's life is so lacking life that they're just on for empty validation.

by Summerbees October 27, 2011