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Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus
I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!
by Djish91 February 18, 2019
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Sonic.exe the disaster

A game made by OutLaikRBLX, Its premise is really simple. A Random player is choosen as sonic.exe while the rest can choose between tails, knuckles, eggman and others. Each having a ability in order to help in survival, Sonic.exe being able to impulse, attack, be invisible, and other stuff. Once the timer reaches the 80 mark a exit opens or a green ring appears (depends on the map) and you must run to it in order to escape. Also known to have high ping players and broken hitboxes.
Sonic.exe the disaster is a amazing game and so is the developer!
Yea dude, i cant even believe it was made by one single person! wanna hop on the experimental version? it has alot of cool stuff! even revamped maps!
Sure dude!
by Joe "Washington" deez nuts November 15, 2022
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Oop, disaster!

1) A term used when a VSCO girl drops her water bottle, thus denting it

2) What some Broadway actors say when you drop your playbill before they can autograph it at the stage door

So don't drop your playbill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or your HydroFlask
Maddie: *drops HydroFlask*
Maddie: Oop, disaster!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie: *drops playbill*
Kristen: Oop, disaster!!!
by Cyrene Bland December 29, 2019
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disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
by Stretch911 April 19, 2011
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disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.
When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.
by gangstayo December 29, 2009
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Disc

Disc is a short form of ‘Dick is shit cum’, a phrase said by TommyInnit in an YouTube video called ‘I swore EVEN MORE at BadBoyHalo, a minecraft YouTuber who doesn’t like swearing.
Random man: My disc.
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj December 24, 2020
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Urban Dicsmay

The initial emotion of dismay upon discovering someone has been about two years quicker than you in adding 'your' definition to Urban Dictionary.
Ah man I don't believe it! I thought I'd invented a whole new dance move last night that was going to sweep the nation. There I was larging it up to a phat breaks tune on the dancefloor so I showed the DJ some respect by giving it the Shrewsbury Finger. I thought I'd pay homage and add it as a definition on urban dictionary, but to my urban dicsmay it's already been added by Beardy Mat about two years ago!
by Brombleberries October 17, 2008
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