gandhi's cookbook

They are a notoriouse punk band based in the mean streets of dubai and continue to wreek havoc on the UAE music scene with their phycostic members and spice girls covers.

They are scary people, i have met them, i almost pissed myself, gandhi's cookbook.

by scott morrison October 17, 2006

To Cook

(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.

"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.

by Fictional September 24, 2012

Cooked

Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.

Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow

by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010

chook

An Aussie slang word for chicken that's commonly used as a 'nice insult,' especially when somebody has done or said something really obviously retarded that's only worth laughing about. Similar to that of a 'dag.'

Morgan: I got hit by a bus yesterday
Ted: oh yeah, what happened?
Morgan: I was standing in the middle of a road
Ted: ha, ya bloody chook

by Leeeeeeena October 8, 2006

Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.

Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.

by sketto July 29, 2012

dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.

by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007

Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.

"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"

by sid January 14, 2004