Burrito cooch

A cooch that resembles a burrito.

You see that girl, Shannon?! She got a burrito cooch!

by TizzyT July 6, 2011

canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

coochet

coochet (noun) an object in which objects can be placed for rainy days. Located between the legs of the female species...sometimes.

"Catch a falling star and poot it in your coochet, never let it fade away. Save it fr a rainy day."
~Princess Diaries~

by Patty Sexxx December 6, 2007

Cooch Comrade

A lesbian sex partner

Laurie was doing it with Karie, her cooch comrade.

by GamerKT September 29, 2008

Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009

Coochie Coup D'Etat

When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.

He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.

by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013

Cooch Poot

Expulsion of gas via a woman's vagina, or cooch. Also referred to as a "queef"

I was about to go down on this girl when she let out a cooch poot right in my face.

by ScholarlyChap December 15, 2016