Craperdalski

/Crap-er-dal-ski/ The closest word in the dictionary to being a curse word without actually crossing that line.

"Oh craperdalski, i forgot to do my homework last night!"

by jojomanji October 18, 2011

crapsby

The whiny little bitch on any sports team , named after the loudest little bitch in the NHL, sidney crosby.

"did you see that guy take a dive and then go cry on the ref's shoulder?"
"yeah, what a crapsby"

by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013

crapsmanship

doing shitty work under the guise of an expert.

My cheap ass house was built by a crapsmanship crew and that is why I am now stuck with a lemon.

by DIRTY:DoinItRightToYa July 21, 2014

Crapsidosis

If something is mildly bad, or inversely, is amazing.

A cellular process of replicating foreign genetic material or the destruction of telomeres.

A. Dude, I aced that bio quiz, I was total crapsidosis.

B. Tell your telomeres to stay on the nucleotide, or else the carcinoid of crapsidosis will occur.

by Quantumspy August 14, 2014

Crapasaurus Rex

1. A crap so fierce malodorous that its roar odor can be heard smelled throughout the entire jungle house

2. The reining king of craps

Dude, do you have any spray? I'm about to unleash a Crapasaurus Rex in here.

by Dr Urich June 6, 2015

crapless

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

by Sushiray September 7, 2016

Crapsnatch

Butthole. Usually in reference to its function as a sex organ.

Last weekend I was balls deep in homeboy's crapsnatch......Booyah!!

These spunk crusties are making my crapsnatch itch!

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016