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Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.
He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.
by Saikonaut December 28, 2023
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constimpeded

A term used to describe crappy artwork. A combination of constipated and impeded. A polite way of saying, "Your art is a piece of shit!"
1.Andy Warhol may be considered a great artist, but screen printing the same picture in a bunch of different colors is constimpeded.

2.Allowing your cat to scratch up carpet remnants and calling it art is constimpeded.
by macden December 10, 2009
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constipaper

When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll
We are late getting started to the bus because Dara had a case of constipaper.
by Histochik December 18, 2012
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Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013
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consPIRATEors!

conspirator:

1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.

pirate:

one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission

conPIRATEors!:

1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
"The editor and the author of a word published on The Urban Dictionary were consPIRATEors!" - says a pirate.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com August 26, 2013
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Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy
Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.
by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016
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constummated

Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.
What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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