Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Invite Competition

A challenge seen on some Discord servers where members compete to bring in the most new invites to a server, typically with rewards like special roles, perks, or prizes for whoever recruits the most people. Often used to grow the community quickly.

Yo, our server just launched an invite competition! Whoever brings in the most new members by the end of the week gets VIP access and a custom role!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself

Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀

by anonymous July 13, 2025

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025

unhealthy competition

When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020

Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.

Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.

by nicmac October 8, 2008