Definitions by ToofTu

Hai 

A way a fucking weirdo says "hi". I swear everytime someone says this they say the most batshit thing right after.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hai
Person 1: Oh no..
Person 2: I just got back from fucking my dog
Person 1: I fucking called it

Hai by ToofTu April 11, 2024

Spitroast Competition 

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

Spitroast Competition by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Wrist Strap 

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.

Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.

Wrist Strap by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Pigga

A black pig.

Cigga 1#: Yo, look at this lil' pigga!
Chigga 2#: Lil' bro think he somethin'.
Pigga 1#: Fuck off chickens.

Pigga by ToofTu February 21, 2024

sussy baka 

sussy dumbass

Don't lie to me Walt, you sussy baka

sussy baka by ToofTu November 17, 2023