The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.
Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.
by nicmac August 13, 2008
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iFart

When you have your iPod playing loud and fart, hoping like hell it wasnt noisy because you have no control over what comes out.
Rachael thinks her shit dont stink, but I coped an iFart walking behind her at the park and believe me it does!
by nicmac August 13, 2008
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