Santa Claus

A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.

Santa Claus is not real people.

by Lilfam October 3, 2018

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Green Clause

When you announce that you have a thought but refuse to share it, if someone says "green clause" you have to

"Oh man I totally just had a weird thought"
"Green clause, dude, now you gotta tell me what it was"

by Mouse1016 November 30, 2018

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a clansman

when you have to shower and/or shit for 8:59 minutes

Yo homie ima take a clansman

by ArmorForm October 16, 2020

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Sanders Claus

Santa Claus but Thomas Sanders

Janus: "Wow, Santa really hated you this year huh?"
Roman buried in presents: "You mean Sanders Claus????"

by Marshall Lee? Yes. November 14, 2020

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An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.

Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.

Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?

by Telephony December 25, 2020

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